And I'm ruining this thread?

Once, Yongo and Ziggy were wrecking Ghettoblasta and I recorded it. He had a small bluck penis.

Falling objects

Uh, if you look at my post, I corrected it after realizing I had forgotten to add a subject, Yongo just made his post before I realized it.

Anyway, being that my school is only 3 blocks away from the beach, we have a sort of bad seagull problem in the lunch courtyard. SRSLY, they come in swarms large enough to blot out the sun.

Typically speaking, if you don't carry an umbrella when the gulls are flying around, you might as well be wearing a bird poop funnel on your head.

       karate (inb4 evancocks kicks so much ass in karate, etc)

A few years ago these kids were learning to be "ninjas" because they saw Naruto on TV. They had headbands and everything. There were four of them as I recall. So I was walking along, and as I come across them I started laughing. So the "leader" told them to fight me. I basically took all four of them on successfully, and walked off after they were on the ground realizing they just got pwnt.

Plastic sporks

Just today at lunch, a guy across from me was making something he liked to call a "sprokel," a combo of a pencil and the school provided sporks. When he finished, he took a quarter, and flung it at a guy. The spork came loose, and it hit me in the chest and the quarter hit my buddy.

Batting cages

IT'S LOOKS BETTER AND FEELS BETTER WITHOUT PROTECTION GUISE!

I don't has story so I continue Yongo's word which is quite specific.

STUDDED CONDOMS.

Since Ziggy and Yongo gang wrecked the thread I'm putting a new word out.

Take away food.

A while back now I was sitting in McDonald's and 4 chics walked in, 3 mega hot and one that was about the size of the other 3 combined. It was a massive WTF. My only guess is the fat bitch had a car.